Glitter, I'm getting worried, you have been hiding up in those hippy-filled hills for weeks, when are you going to do something constructive?

Huh? I been spending more hours per day wwwriting than ever before.

When are you going to realise that you can't write your way to success with this thing? You got to get out there in the market place and sell it to the people.

Which market place? Which people?

The real world, reality, 1998.

The real world? Dunno anything about it and it seems to be able to get along quite well with out me. This entire concept is geared to a future point in space and time, speaking metaphorically, this concept is kinda like sending a rocket ship to another planet, you aim for where the planet is going to be, rather than where it's at now, which is just an analogous and obscure way and hopefully humble way of saying that the BBt-PPP is ahead of it's time, ;O) Hee Hee, think of the words in here as inflight entertainment.

I repeat, when are you going to do something constructive, I mean this zone is very ordinary with out 24 hour a day LIVE FEED.

Totally agree, but

But nothing, what is wrong with you? Why aren't you appearing on Television and Radio talking up the web site and the BBt-PPP in general?

That would mean time away from promoting the concept.

How can you say that?

Perhaps I should be more specific, why would I spend any time seeking media attention? The traditional media are all falling over them selves trying to establish an on line presence, I'd far rather cut out the middle man and concentrate trying to reach webbed dudes who can ALREADY cerf the www.

I got it? Why don't you try and get Woody Harrelson to get involved with the movie? He'd be my first choice to play Glitter, plus he's a genuine Hemp Activist, actually I have been watching his career over the years, he would be a definite plus to the BBt-PPP, not only that, with his inside knowledge of the Movie Industry he would be able to act as Executive Producer.

Works for me, but I don't know the man.

Me either, but I reckon that he would be ideal for the role.

Who should we get to play you?

Me? I'm not in the book so how can I be in the movie?

Cyber Guru, you are actually one of the more important characters in the movie.

I thought you where going to follow the script as written.

Where did you get that idea from?

You, you are always saying 'once you write a book then you can make a movie, if you are making a movie you have to build the movie set requires by the book.'

When was the last time you saw a movie and a book exactly the same?

I see your point, Oh well at least this means the movie stands a chance of being better than the book.

Ouch, what's wrong with the book.

It's a bit dated.

As in unwebbed?

Yes. So what is your idea for a plot line? Don't tell me. Let me guess, a broke hitchhiking poet is befriended by a Cyber Guru and together they make a movie based on the poets travels and his growing network of global bong smokers.

Not quite, but that'll do for now.

So who you think should play me?

How about this dude?

That is a blank sublink.

You can fill it in to suit your self, after all, you're the Web Master, you possess the power of OVERWRITE, anyway there is lots of new characters writing them selves into subwebplot lines as we speak.

You know, some times I think that you are avoiding the Media because you are afraid of success.

Look at it from my point of view for a second, what do I need them for? At the moment I'm a stone poet that lives in a shed in the bush, cerfing with a borrowed laptop, all I own fits into a borrowed back pack, I'm bunkered down in the middle of the more cannabistic regions in Australia, I mean speaking geographically that tin shed is about as far away from all the worlds war zones as you can get and still have electrickery, dude, I am already far more successful in ways that money can't buy and in ways I never imagined.

But you don't have any money, how can anyone think successful?

It's just that rocket ship thing again Cyber Guru, everything will make sense once the appropriate amount of hindsight is obtained.

I sure hope you are right.

Well if I'm not right, at least I'm definitively wrong.

What ever, why don't you at least ask your linear scholars to help you track down Woody, or some one who knows him and ask them to invite him over to your tin shed for some high level discussions about his overall role in the Big Picture.

Consider it done, however, nah, I don't want to say anything in case he reads this.

What?

Well I like him and all as an actor but, well he's got kinda, um how shall I say it? His head is shaped like a OVERWRITTEN

Don't say anything about the shape of his head till you have a good hard look into a mirror Glitter, you have a good head for radio and writing & that's about it.

;O)

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