A telephone call was made from the private office of a minor political candidate in the current Australian general election, in other words, the conversation was potentially bugged, you know traced and recorded by another, as yet, unknown 3rd Party, what the unknown 3rd Party did with the words that they may or may not have bugged is, obviously, unknown, however, this alleged conversation was most definitely dramatized into the web-sub-plot- line that forms the following word assembly, in other words about the other words below, this isn't how the conversation went, exactly, for example the text of the poem Kubla Khan by Samuel Taylor Coleridge has been omitted, as well as,most, if not all, of the real identity and character of the character who may or may not have placed the phone call in reality and inspired these words in the first place..

'Dial a Guru, how may I direct your call?'

'Um, I need to speak to Glitter about something.'

'You got him, speak.'

'I need a web site.'

'Well I'm pretty busy with the plotting the next manoeuvre in the strategic campaign to commit a blatant act of wwworld peace at the moment, but, what else can I say to a dude who has fed me, sheltered me and let me fly his cyber sled more than one time, but of course I'll build you a web site.'

'It's not for me, it's for the guy I'm working for at the minute, he's a senate candidate in the current election.'

'That's a different story. I don't do that kind of wwwork, I only wwweave for wwwebbarterable gadgetbudget, your best bet is to go to theGASgroup and then tell GAS you want me to do the coding, as opposed to any of the other members of the web coding ensemble.'

'You promise that you will personally construct my guys site if theGASgroup gets the contract?'

'I will find the time.'

'It's only a couple of weeks until the election, can you build it in 2 days?'

'Sure, Glitter replied, 48 hours should be too much time to spin a zone of merely local political parameters.' 

'So how much does it cost for a web site?'

'Ask GAS, he's the webmaster, he does the money thing, actually, now you come to mention it, I believe that is a GASspecial - Own your Own Domain Deal on at the moment; $2000 till this month 2000, but, as I said ask GAS for the $ and the other specifics, I confine my self to the artistic side and wwwork almost exclusively on my primary contract.'

'$2000 sounds like a lot of money.'

'Actually it's no where near enough to build the kind of zone that will display your guy in the professionalism that he will think that he deserves, shit, to design and construct a coherent and functioning cyber mechanism with-in the time frame you just specified, well, it requires wwweb weavers who have logged more than a couple of thousand hours experience in html programs and they ain't as thick on the ground as you might think, sure, there are plenty of newbies around with multiple hundred hours of html experience, shit, the whole cyber publishing industry only been in existence for 20,000 or so hours, so you work it out, the thing is, that there just ain't that many dudes with the web skills available of the calibre you need, and all that are available, are way, way, expensive. You talking artists that pilot $50,000 cyber sleds, that kind of cyber fat cat won't code for less than TOO MUCH.

Glitter continued. 'Of the $2000 that makes up the GAScharge, most of it goes to registering the various U.R.L.s and leasing the server space to hold the sites "with-in." In reality there is about enough left over to be able to afford approximately 10 web hours of html weaving, dude, if GAS din't have such a high skill level and low overhead you'd be looking at prolly $5 thousand for the task your talking.'

'Well you've convinced me GAS are the go to guys, but listen, our campaign budget is tight, we only got $70,000 dollars, so it might be hard to convince my guy that he needs to spend any money on a web site with an election a couple of weeks away, I mean he's pretty IT-illiterate, don't suppose you guys would be interested in doing just for the kudos?'

'What kudos? We were talking about constructing a web presence for a global and wwweb non entity.' 

'My guy is a member of the senate of Australia, he debates serious issues and has a large constituency.'

'So what, he don't exist in the global sense of the word, I mean first time I ever heard your guys name was when you said it.'

'So you don't think GAS would do it for free if he knew you were doing me a favour?'

'Definitely Not.'

'How can you be so sure?'

'I know the limit's of his charity, in fact, it could be said that I define them and refine them on a daily basis, in short, there are only so many nipples for succubi to sip from and all the spare GASteats done already been taken.'

'Oh'

'Anyway dude, it's been good to talk with you, but I gotta get back to my primary contract, call me back when your guy decides that it's time he took up his cyber citizenship.'

'Okay, hey, save a ticket for me to the 24 Footer, I'll definitely be there.'

'Done deal.' said Glitter.

'Okay, see you in reality soon' said the linear scholar on the other end of the conversation, who had, from an other viewpoint, infiltrated himself into a sphere of influence with-in the highest level of the Australian Democratic Process.

'Oh, before I go, how is the national adaptation of E=MC webbed going, I was talking to ?????? ????????? and he was most interested that idea we were talking about last time we met, he wanted to know if it could be adapted into a policy or proposal to put to the people, it may show the people that we have the vision to lead this country beyond 2000, not to mention, help us win the next election.'

'Tell you what, I'll write a more detailed version for your guys finished web site, prolly in the 'POLICY' section. How's that sound?'

'Great, lemme talk to my guys.'

'Okay have your guys talk to my guys and I'll go back to doing my usual thing, see you else web soon.... Peace.'