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WEB TRANSLATORS NOTE: The Big Bong - Peace Pipe Project contains much that is politically incorrect, this is because it is primarily a comedy about the strategic campaign to commit a blatant act of wwworld peace by the LIVE TO THE WWW construction of the most audacious statue yet conceived, a fully functional 240 foot - 85 Metre HIGH Peace Pipe, many sacred cows are ruthlessly and messily slaughtered along the way and if you are the kind of person who is easily offended and you disagree with any, or all, of the concepts contained with-in, then PLEASE, Jack on Outta HERE and spend your available media minutes elseweb. Kewwwl, you're still here ;O) What was I gunna say? Oh, yeah, a quick note on the download speeds in the web zone ahead, the web animation below should take less than 4 minutes to down load, the next page comes down twice as fast and after that it's zoom time, 85% of the screens should down load in under 20 seconds, even at 14.4 bps. The only other slow zone is the random live feed sublinks, where you can randomly see.... Whoa........ that's enough explaining for nowww, for to explain any further would spoil the surprises on the web journey that awaits you...

To Enter, pick the view of the wwweb
that suits your Browwwser best.

Andrresseeen Web Sleds.
NETSCAPE 

Billgatesian Cyber Sleds.
MICROSOFT

All Y'AOLL come on in here.
A's ON LINE

But first, here's the Spark Monks to start things off,
keep your eyes on the little guys ;o)

Time to light a Peace Pipe.

HINT: First Time Visitors please visit the Initial Concept Exposure Page.

Repeat Offenders / Conspiracy Members should look for "Continuity Clues"

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The little words at the bottom that are supposed thwart litigation.

This wwweb zone is a cyber punk science fiction novel, cyber, as in the medium of delivery, punk, as in all meanings of the word, science fiction in the genre sense and novel as in new way of expressing the written word, this means there is more than a web minute of stuff to screen wwwith-in, actually, there are hours and hours worth of prewritten whimsy, over 100 individual html files, some short, some long and all woven through several sub wwweb zones, if this seems like too much stuff to read, well, what can I say, other than I take my assignment of WEB TRANSLATOR very seriously and most, if not all, of the boring stuff has been weeded out, as to what remains, well should you start to feel that this wwweb zone was assembled by a Stranded Alien as opposed to an Austra-alian, then simply allow your mind to relax into the potential fictionality of the following tale. This viewpoint, from outside the square, may help you understand this weirdly wired (or wwwired wwweird) existence on the blurry cutting edges of Fiction, Art and Reality. All of the slanguage used in this web construct is derived from Cyber Space, Stone Poetry, or is as spoken by the International Debt-Set and Back Packer sub cultures. The spelling is intentional. ALL WORDS ASSEMBLED BY /~rebelart ©1994, 1995, 1996, 1997, 1998.