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webgreetings
Dear Linear Scholar,
First time here? If so, first thing you need to know is that we been bumped up
at a
pause point for a couple of years now, wwwaiting for
the Law to change and the next thing you need to knowww
is that Big Bong Reality
has been Updated Monthly for *at least* the One Hundred and Eleventh time since September 1995.
( 9 + web years old
;O)--~
Historically speaking, this
reality update feature was one of the main clauses written into the
contract I signed (with I.R.C.S.A) for the
first BigBong
website Clause = Author (that's me) to supply a reality update
every 2 weeks for duration of contract (2 years) - which I did, they figured (rightly) that
without me to write fresh words, the Big Bong web site wouldn't be a
'proper" website. In late 97 when the contract was
finished and I.R.C.S.A decided to step aside, I kept the reality update
going and have never missed upgrading this page, which, I suppose makes this one of the
longest running blogs on the web, of course, I write way way way more words per
month than what you can see in here - most of the heavy duty blogging I do/have
done is viewable at the
teXt-files, I digress - to illustrate the continuity nightmare that
blogging can create when a 'first timer' hits a blog and all the
information on display requires prior knowledge. LOL. As all
linear scholars will note that this is a new 2nd paragraph!
METAphorically the Big Bong web
construct can be likened to a solar powered space craft, each sail
is made of <html> shaped in such a way so as to powwwer the web
construct through cyber space, kinda like a sailing ship through the ocean. Since powering up the webcam can be likened to firing
up the 'prime thruster' of a rocket ship and since the BBt-PPP Cyber Capsule
was designed to only light up the prime thruster at the start of
construction and since there are so many sails powwwering the BBt-PPP, it has
made sense to let the 'good ole' BBt-PPP Cyber Capsule voyage blurbingly
along its eccentric tangent towards materialization at a future point in
space and time whilst I went else web to construct other smaller more
maneuverable constructs powwwered almost entirely by web cam imagery,
portals originally designed as tug boats for the BBt-PPP which were
designed to morph into 'retro rockets' with the passing of time.
Thus you know some of the wwwhy why this page morphed into an elseweb portal page
over the last few trips round the sun, a book markable sign post page that is
never more than a "mouse click" away from
wwwhere-ever the wwwords are being
wwwoven in the now.
Thing
is, that I never set out to become a Big Bong builder or a Cannabis Law Reform Activist, I set
out to become a writer and as you can imagine dear linear scholar, after
such a long time of not being able to manifest all of the myriad
requirements that obstacle me in reality you would think I would be some
what discouraged, not so, I mean, I knew from the instant that I had
the idea that
actually building Bongzilla (my nick name for the Big Bong Peace Pipe)
was going to be somewhere the other side of highly impossible.
Thing is, I am not discouraged, because no matter how
impossible building a 420 foot high Big Bong Peace Pipe
looks in December of 2004, it is definitely and significantly
less impossible now than when I first had
the idea on the 29th of June 1994, not to mention the
fact that the writer/artist in me has had plenty of outlet weaving
what amounts to an entire sector of cyber space, which is why, when
all is said and done, I am not discouraged by Bongzilla
being bumped up at
this pause point, not when there is so much happening
in the real world of my highly subjective reality ;O)--~
Anyhow, getting finally to the "weblog"
component of this December Reality Update = Couple of Big things
have happened lately, firstly the "Big Bong Peace Pipe" was featured on
Australian national television in September as
part of a Documentary of Big things and secondly - and far more
importantly,
BIGBONG.ORG was created. The creation of a 'hub zone' like
BigBong.org will evolve into was long over due, mostly because I kept
putting it off due to the fact that >> slipping back into the metaphor of
a sailing ship >> I dint really feel like checking the stitching on every
sail, indeed, I am still finding flawwws and holes every where I check
and so I think I will be scurrying along the 'rat lines' for a few
months yet. Anyway the restart of Earths only webcam focused on the growth of illegal outdoor cannabis
is getting closer - delayed mostly by the wwworkload induced by the
creation / construction of BIGBONG.ORG >> and thus >> having run out of stuff to link to for this month,
the only thing left to tell you at this point in cyber space and time dear linear scholar - besides keep your eyes on the web cam page - is
... maybe I'll catch you in the
BBt-PPP
Chat Room...
till next
peace
;O)--~
P.S. the sound you "might be
hearing" is a snippet from
The Man in the Dark Sedan by Snakefinger and the Residents.
P.S.S Did you
hear about the arrest for the
cultivation of the Cannabis Plants that were to have been the focus of the 2001 webshow? |
