First time here? If so, first thing you need to know is that the BIG BONG has been bumped up at a pause point for a couple of years now, wwwaiting for the Law to change and the next thing you need to knowww is that Big Bong Reality has been Updated for the ???th time since September 1995, as to exactly how many times I have no idea.....

For the first couple of years it was every 14 days and since late 1997, there have been several instances where this page has been in hourly up load mode and when the web cam is turned on, this web space updates every 42.0 seconds.

Thing is, that I am back from spending the majority of my time wwworking else web. I have been spending very little time actually in here 'doing bbt-ppp stuff' which is why this page had mostly morphed into an elseweb portal page, a book markable sign post page that was never more than a "mouse click" away from wwwhere-ever the wwwords were being wwwoven.

Anyway, getting back to the Reality Update function of this exact web space>>>>

<reality-update-sequence-april-2003>

<ACTION ALERT>

webgreetings all ;O)--~

The Big Bong Mobile has landed at the BONG SITE.

REPEAT.

The Big Bong Mobile has landed at the BONG SITE.

There is no need to panic. ;O)--~

The Big Bong Mobile has safely landed on the BONG SITE and has sat undisturbed since landing. No complaints have been registered at Big Bong H.Q, no visits from any local, state, national or global law enforcement agencies, nothing at all.

Thus it is all systems go for the start of the construction of the first Big Bong Burger Bar, please don't hesitate to drop by in reality.

peace ;O)--~

</END ACTION ALERT>

Anyway.

Here is the rough wwworking schedule for the next intense bbbburst of Big Bong content upload.

420 PM 4-20 Au.

Official start of construction of the worlds first Big Bong Burger Bar at the BONG SITE.

Some Pre - MardiGrass / Month of May Questions....

1) Will the Big Bong Mobile be able to make it back up the track after the 420 420 and down the hill to Nimbin for the MardiGrass or will it be staying in Barkersvale?

2)  Will the rain stay away long enough for a new coat of wwwar paint to be slapped on the Big Bong Mobile?

3) How high is the POTential that the Big Bong Mobile only attends the MardiGrass as a poster promoting the Cannabist Internationale?

4) If the Big Bong Mobile stays up at the BONG SITE how will that impact the Million Man Marijuana March?

4.20) And the BIGGEST question of them all is how long will it take to get the power and phone line connected to the the BONG SITE.

</reality-update-sequence>

So, even though Live web cam is unavailable from the the BONG SITE, the hand held digital camera is still working and you can bet that it will be working flat out...

... and thus the only thing left to tell you at this point in cyber space and time dear linear scholar is ... maybe I catch you in the BBt-PPP Chat Room...

till next

peace

 ;O)--~

P.S. the sound you "might be hearing" is a snippet from The Man in the Dark Sedan by Snakefinger and the Residents.

P.S.S Did you hear about the arrest for the cultivation of the Cannabis Plants that were to have been the focus of the 2001 webshow?

And the absolute last thing you might need to knowww is that Eric Blair is the real name of George Orwell.