First time here? If so, first thing you need to know is that we been bumped up at a pause point for a couple of years now, wwwaiting for the Law to change and the next thing you need to knowww is that Big Bong Reality has been Updated for the ???th time since September 1995, as to exactly how many times I have no idea.....

For the first couple of years it was every 14 days and since late 1997, there have been several instances where this page has been in hourly up load mode and when the web cam is turned on, this web space updates every 42.0 seconds.

Thing is, that I seem to spend the majority of my time wwworking else web and very little time actually in here 'doing bbt-ppp stuff' which is why this page has mostly morphed into an elseweb portal page, a book markable sign post page that is never more than a "mouse click" away from wwwhere-ever the wwwords are being wwwoven in the now.

Natcherally I am as ready to start building the Big Bong Peace Pipe as ever I have been, it's just that until the law changes it is impossible to raise the money required to construct what is in essence, a totally illegal movie set.

Thus, for as long as Cannabis Prohibition in is place, there is not much else I can do to except continue to develop the Big Bong Burger Bar Cannabis Catering Concept and get the Big Bong Mobile ready for it's next mission... the 420 web show outside the H.E.M.P Bar in Nimbin all Easter Long weekend.

... and thus the only thing left to tell you at this point in cyber space and time dear linear scholar is ... maybe I catch you in the BBt-PPP Chat Room...

till next

peace

 ;O)--~

P.S. the sound you "might be hearing" is a snippet from The Man in the Dark Sedan by Snakefinger and the Residents.

P.S.S Did you hear about the arrest for the cultivation of the Cannabis Plants that were to have been the focus of the 2001 webshow?

And the absolute last thing you might need to knowww is that Eric Blair is the real name of George Orwell.