First time here? If so, first thing you need to know is that we been bumped up at a pause point for a couple of years now, wwwaiting for the Law to change and the next thing you need to knowww is that Big Bong Reality has been Updated for the ???th time since September 1995, as to exactly how many times I have no idea.....

Thing is, that I seem to have spend the majority of the last couple of years wwworking else web and very little time actually in here 'doing bbt-ppp stuff' which is why this page morphed into an elseweb portal page, a book markable sign post page that is never more than a "mouse click" away from wwwhere-ever the wwwords are being wwwoven in the now.

Thing is, that I never set out to become a Cannabis Law Reform Activist, I set out to become a writer and, as you can imagine dear linear scholar, after such a long time of not being able to manifest all of the myriad requirements that obstacle me in reality, you would think I would be some what discouraged, not so, I mean, I knew from the instant that I had the idea that actually building Bongzilla (my nick name for the Big Bong Peace Pipe) was going to be somewhere the other side of highly impossible.

Thing is, I am not discouraged one iota, because no matter how impossible Bongzilla might look in December 2002, it is definitely and significantly less impossible now than when I first had the idea in June of 1994, not to mention the fact that the Big Bong Burger Bar Cannabis Catering Concept is steadily clicking along the path to materialization - manifestation.

Thing is that there is another thing or million that I could tell you if we both had the time dear linear scholar, indeed, I could revert to the way this page functioned last century- back when the web was young and cyber citizens were fewww, back when I was a stone poet hitch hiking up and down the east coast elevator looking for the right place to build Bongzilla (and for webbed computers to update this page.)

Years living qwertyless on the side of the road with an audience of unknowwwn proportions awaiting my next update, not with the weary regularity of todays overloaded instant gratification content super saturation, but with a " I wonder if he has managed to complete the extraordinarily complex series of negotiation$ required to complete the next upload yet?"

>> Fast Forward to December 2002 >>

More than 12,000,000,000,000 web pages are currently arrayed in the cyber organic matrix known as the Internet which contains the Sum Of The Available Data that is considered vitally important to the future of the human species, billions of dollars are driving the whole mechanism forward and I still live on the side of the road - all be it in the Big Bong Mobile- the old tin shed that houses the current array of borrowed computers is as im-permanent a borrow as the qwertys themselves and the level of complexity of the negotiation$ to ensure my on line continuity has only increased over the years, and in real terms, it requires more effort to update this page in December 2002 than any time previous, a trend which looks like continuing in both the long and short term, it is worth pointing out that when thinking about complexity of negotiation$, it is worth reminding ones self that complexity of negotiation$ is a default property of forwwward momentum.

For example, there was forwwward momentum in September-October and November, I spent most of September wwworking on the Big Bong Mobile and most of October getting it ready for it's next web casting mission, hmmmmn, I wwwonder what and when and where that will be?

Where ever, when ever and what ever is in store for the Big Bong Mobile, here is where you will find out about it first......

till next

peace

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P.S. the sound you "might be hearing" is a snippet from The Man in the Dark Sedan by Snakefinger and the Residents.