|webgreetings Dear Linear
First time here? If so, first thing you need to know is that we been bumped up
a pause point for a couple of years now, wwwaiting for the Law to
change and the next thing you need to knowww is that
Big Bong Reality has been Updated for the ???th time since
September 1995, as to exactly how many times I have no idea.....
Thing is, that I seem to
have spend the majority of the last couple of years wwworking else web and
very little time actually in here 'doing bbt-ppp stuff' which is why
this page morphed into an elseweb portal page, a
book markable sign post page that is never more than a "mouse
click" away from
wwwords are being wwwoven in the now.
Thing is, that I never set out to become a
Cannabis Law Reform Activist, I set out to become a writer and, as you
can imagine dear linear scholar, after such a long time of not being
able to manifest all of the myriad requirements that obstacle me in
reality, you would think I would be some what discouraged, not so, I
mean, I knew from the instant that I had
the idea that
actually building Bongzilla (my nick name
for the Big Bong Peace Pipe) was going to be somewhere the other side of
Thing is, I am not discouraged one iota,
because no matter how impossible Bongzilla
might look in September 2002, it is definitely and significantly less
impossible now than when I first had
the idea 8 years ago, not to mention the fact that the
Big Bong Burger Bar
Cannabis Catering Concept is steadily clicking along the path to
materialization - manifestation.
Thing is that there is another thing or million
that I could tell you if we both had the time dear linear scholar,
indeed, I could revert to the way this page functioned last century-
back when the web was young and cyber citizens were fewww, back when I was a stone poet hitch hiking up and down the east coast
elevator looking for the right place to build Bongzilla (and for webbed computers
to update this page.)
living qwertyless on the side of the road with an audience of unknowwwn proportions awaiting my next update, not with the weary
regularity of todays overloaded instant gratification content super
saturation, but with a " I wonder if he has managed to complete the
extraordinarily complex series of negotiation$ required to complete the
next upload yet?"
>> Fast Forward to September
12,000,000,000,000 web pages are currently arrayed in the cyber organic
matrix known as the Internet which contains the
Sum Of The Available Data that is considered vitally important to
the future of the human species, billions of dollars are driving the
whole mechanism forward and I still live on the side of the
road - all be it in the Big Bong Mobile-
the old tin shed that houses the current array of borrowed
computers is as im-permanent a borrow as the qwertys themselves and the
level of complexity of the negotiation$ to ensure my on line continuity
has only increased over the years, and in real terms, it requires more
effort to update this page in August 2002 than any time previous, a
trend which looks like continuing in both the long and short term, it is
worth pointing out that when thinking
about complexity of negotiation$, it is worth reminding ones self that
complexity of negotiation$ is a default property of forwwward momentum.
P.S. the sound you "might be
hearing" is a snippet from
The Man in the Dark Sedan by Snakefinger and the Residents.
P.S.S.S.T? Did you
hear about the arrest for the
cultivation of the Cannabis Plants that were to have been the focus of the 2001 webshow?
And the absolute last thing you might
need to knowww is that Eric Blair is the real name of George Orwell.