First time here? If
so, first thing you need to know is that a
Reality Update is something like a monthly status report to MISSION
CONTROL and second thing is that I am real glad that you have found you way through
the maze to these words.
If this is your first time here then you may feel a bit
gypped, I mean the web cam ain't turned on, indeed, I wouldn't blame you for feeling
somewhat pissed off.
there's not much I can do about it - Besides tell it like it
The web cam is broken, or to be more precise, the third web
cam is broken, which means that I need to source a new parallel port web cam from some
port web cams are obsolete and hard to find.
That I don't have the $ needed to buy a web cam - Shit, I
don't got the $ to replace the inverter that just blew up either.
from N.S.W Police Service
Arrest Facts Sheet #H11973108
about 11:30 AM Friday
Jan 2001 the occupiers notice was served on the defendant and he was cautioned. To the
right of the house police located a total of 61 cannabis plants growing in a garden and
pots. The cannabis plants ranged in height from 10 centimeters to 1 meter. The defendant
was asked a number of questions in relation to the plants which was recorded on an audio
cassette tape. (Audio Tape available for download
here ;O) The defendant made full admissions and stated
that he had planted them, watered them and looked after them. He stated that the plants
were for the world wide web and he was just waiting until his camera was fixed. He stated
he did not supply the cannabis and he did not have it growing for illegal purposes. The
defendant then invited police inside his premises and inside hanging on a nail police
located three dried stems and leaf of cannabis plants, the defendant stated they were for
his own personal use. The defendant was issued Field Court Attendance Notices for the
matters before court. Warrant executed with out incident or damage".
this means that to go with my web cam woes, I have been arrested for the cultivation of
the Cannabis Plants that were to have been the focus of the 2001 webshow.
cultivating 61 plants is considered a reasonably serious crime in N.S.W and cultivating 61
plants carries a reasonably serious amount of jail time.
little qwerty is
still working and the chat room will
be open quite a bit whilst I (we) prepare for the Court Case on the 5th February.
every single phase of the upcoming proceedings will be documented and displayed 'someweb'
or other, and if I can get permission, I will be introducing this web site - and all
the pages linked to it as evidence in court.
last thing before I head back to the chat room, the
upcoming reality court case should not be confused with the fictional cyber
court case story that I wrote in 1998.
P.S. the sound you "might be
hearing" is a snippet from The Man in the Dark Sedan by Snakefinger and the Residents.
Y2Kampaign was a wwwonderful year of unarrested cannabis activism, (Click here, here, here, here + here, as wwwell as here, here, here and here,)