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"How long have you been aware of the Web?" asked Glitter.
"Since September 1993, but I really only understood it last Friday."
replied Chuckie.
There they were, the words that form the perfect quote of Net
understanding, the one statement that seemingly typified web thinking in
'97. The company assembled all split them selves laughing.
Glitter, Max Stone and Chuckie were on the roach end of a Cyber brain
storming session that had relocated from Cyber H.Q. to the nearest Bar.
The table next to the trio was occupied by a swarm of back-packers from
the Hostel next door where Glitter was staying, they of course, were
already Big Bong Converts, many of whom were already making hard plans
to join the construction crew as part of their Aussie experience. Their
main hope was that Glitter could somehow finance the project before
their visas ran out, so they were all listening to the rowdy
conversation of the session next to them for clues as to when the actual
starting date would be.
One of them, known to all as Euro-Trash asked. "So Glitter, what did you
write today?"
Glitter smiles and passes out fresh "webzine down loads." The table is
silent as they read;
Re; Global Advertising Opportunity.
Dear Sir/Madam
I am currently embarked upon a strategic campaign to attract the attention of the entire population of the planet Earth and direct it to a single point in future space and time, to the lighting of a Statue of the first purpose built Symbol to World Peace. Due to the inherent coolness of the construction of what will be a fully functional Cannabis Smoking Device, I believe it is in your best interests as a Global Corporation to participate in this World Peace Initiative.
Your contribution would be structured in such a way so as to ensure;
1) That Coke would have sole soda distribution rights at the Finale
Party / Concert / Lighting Ceremony / Global Peace Demonstration.
2) That the Coke Bottle is the first silhouette to adorn the out side
of the Peace Pipe.
3) That all souvenir scale models of the Peace Pipe would be made from
discarded coke bottles thereby extending the tentacles of your present
subliminal marketing strategy.
4) Several Banners in our internet web construct as "Official Sponsor."
5) A Hot Link to your current internet web construct.
6) Total Coolness in the eyes of the world.
Your active financial support would ensure that the Peace Pipe will look like a clean, shiny and new coke bottle. All of this for 5% of your total global advertising budget.
Before you make any snap decisions on the viability of this concept or move into damage control, think how you came to hear of this opportunity and ask yourself how long this concept has been loose in the world and how many of your customers have heard of it.
Remember we are talking potentially the greatest single audience ever assembled in the known universe. All of whom could be told that your company DID NOT AND WOULD NOT SUPPORT WORLD PEACE.
I look forward to doing business with you,
Peace, Glitter.
P.S. For 10% of your T.G.A. budget Ill make it look like a dirty old pepsi bottle bong.
I hope you can see your way clear to sponsor the construction of the Symbol to World Peace.
If you do, I promise to always buy Coke bottles when I need a throw away Bong.
I will also promise to use Coke Cans when I want a disposable Hash Pipe.
I will be telling all of my friends in reality about this concept.
I will also visit your website for the first time.
Peace, a customer.
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